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Professionalists
Добавлен 7 окт 2011
We're a group of people who unabashedly love video games and have accepted video games as our diabolical lords and saviors.
A house in Seattle contains this madness and then RUclips filters it out to the masses of the internet. Thanks, RUclips! [You're welcome, guys.]
We, as Professionalists, are dedicated to the in-depth analysis of a large variety of video games. We believe in Let's Plays for the purposes of documentation, critical analysis, and entertainment. To critically analyze each game, we implement the ideas of Close Playing and Paired Playing so that no critical stone is left unturned.
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HERE'S THE GOOD STUFF:
Let's Plays finished:
Condemned: Criminal Origins
Yoshi's Story
Binding of Issac
Atom Zombie Smasher
Journey
FEZ
Lollipop Chainsaw
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
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Let's Plays partially completed:
Bioshock
A house in Seattle contains this madness and then RUclips filters it out to the masses of the internet. Thanks, RUclips! [You're welcome, guys.]
We, as Professionalists, are dedicated to the in-depth analysis of a large variety of video games. We believe in Let's Plays for the purposes of documentation, critical analysis, and entertainment. To critically analyze each game, we implement the ideas of Close Playing and Paired Playing so that no critical stone is left unturned.
_______________________
HERE'S THE GOOD STUFF:
Let's Plays finished:
Condemned: Criminal Origins
Yoshi's Story
Binding of Issac
Atom Zombie Smasher
Journey
FEZ
Lollipop Chainsaw
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
_________________________
Let's Plays partially completed:
Bioshock
QB Let's Play - Shovel Knight - Episode: 8 - Oh no it's Baz Knight...
Nooooo Baz Knight! The knight I've had the single most trouble on so far!
Quincy Beoulve:
ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw
@seanburtonqb
Professionalists:
ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ
@hellaprofesh
The-Professionalists-280450075308385/?fref=ts
Quincy Beoulve:
ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw
@seanburtonqb
Professionalists:
ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ
@hellaprofesh
The-Professionalists-280450075308385/?fref=ts
Просмотров: 27
Видео
QB Let's Play - Pokemon TCG Online - Ramble 10 - Physiology of Angels
Просмотров 88 лет назад
Today we try to discuss how the physiology of angels changes over time depending on their purpose. Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @seanburtonqb Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/
Table Toppers - Fiasco - Bloopers From the First Half
Просмотров 258 лет назад
See all our difficulties and gaffs. Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/ Rainy Day Let's Play: ruclips.net/channel/UCihSioJ4pfXFnfTmC76MXxw @soloncubed Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @seanburtonqb
Table Toppers - Fiasco - Consoling A Dear Friend
Просмотров 258 лет назад
Clyde consoles his good friend Crusty, the hedgemaster. And we close out this half of Fiasco. Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/ Rainy Day Let's Play: ruclips.net/channel/UCihSioJ4pfXFnfTmC76MXxw @soloncubed Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @seanburtonqb
QB Let's Play - Symphony - Distant Worlds - Balance is Restored/Aerith's Theme
Просмотров 98 лет назад
Let's finish up Final Fantasy VI and embark on Final Fantasy VII in this video game music video game! Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @seanburtonqb Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/?fref=ts
QB Let's Play - Shovel Knight - Lost Episode: 2
Просмотров 58 лет назад
Let's do this in between episode thingy we do to fill up time between polls (already completed polls). Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @seanburtonqb Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/?fref=ts
QB Let's Play - Pokemon TCG Online - Ramble 9 - Talking About A Thesis
Просмотров 128 лет назад
In this episode I try to talk about my Thesis project! Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @seanburtonqb Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/?fref=ts
QB Let's Play - Symphony - Distant Worlds - Dancing Mad
Просмотров 198 лет назад
Wehehehehe. We have this mad clown's final boss theme to play. Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/?fref=ts Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @seanburtonqb
QB Let's Play - Shovel Knight - 7 - Oh no! Oh explosions! Ah! Why Plague Knight Why!
Просмотров 58 лет назад
So many explosions! Too many explosions! Please have mercy on me Plague knight! Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/?fref=ts Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @seanburtonqb
QB Let's Play - Pokemon TCG Online - Ramble 8 - Intro to Religion Studies
Просмотров 28 лет назад
Hey everybody! In this episode we try to discuss the super basics (What you need to know) in Religious studies! Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/?fref=ts Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @seanburtonqb
QB Let's Play - Symphony - Distant Worlds - Opera part II/Terra's Theme
Просмотров 68 лет назад
Let's play more Final Fantasy VI music in this video game music music music video gaaaame! Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @Hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/?fref=ts Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @Seanburtonqb
Table Toppers - Fiasco - Episode 5 - Lay the Body
Просмотров 108 лет назад
The crazy old hermit and the counselor sneak into Camp Life to ruin their reputation! Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @Hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/?fref=ts Rainy Day Let's Play: ruclips.net/channel/UCihSioJ4pfXFnfTmC76MXxw @soloncubed Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @seanburtonqb
Table Toppers - Fiasco - Episode 4 - Lover's Revenge
Просмотров 108 лет назад
What happens on this episode of Table Toppers? Clyde ran off fuming after finding out Dustin was a sicko! See what unfolds!
QB Let's Play - Shovel Knight - Episode 6: Into the Bowels of Plague Knight
Просмотров 28 лет назад
Let's explore this quaint little home you got here, old chum Plague Knight! Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @Hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/?fref=ts Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @Seanburtonqb
QB Let's Play - Pokemon TCG Online - Ramble 7 - Let's Plays as Folklore
Просмотров 58 лет назад
Let's play more mulsic in this video game music game thing video music thing yeah! Professionalists: ruclips.net/channel/UCDOy330tXDa_l3s6RzgMwcQ @Hellaprofesh The-Professionalists-280450075308385/?fref=ts Quincy Beoulve: ruclips.net/channel/UCGA5ILZYG_dfOPGEBTT7-Nw @Seanburtonqb
QB Let's Play - Symphony - Distant Worlds - FFVI Character Medley/Opera part I
Просмотров 88 лет назад
QB Let's Play - Symphony - Distant Worlds - FFVI Character Medley/Opera part I
QB Let's Play - Shovel Knight - Lost Episode: 1
Просмотров 58 лет назад
QB Let's Play - Shovel Knight - Lost Episode: 1
QB Let's Play - Pokemon TCG Online - Ramble 6 - Games as folklore
Просмотров 48 лет назад
QB Let's Play - Pokemon TCG Online - Ramble 6 - Games as folklore
QB Let's Play - Symphony - Distant Worlds - Theme of Love/Dear Friends
Просмотров 18 лет назад
QB Let's Play - Symphony - Distant Worlds - Theme of Love/Dear Friends
QB Let's Play - Shovel Knight - Episode 5 - So much scythe swinging!
Просмотров 78 лет назад
QB Let's Play - Shovel Knight - Episode 5 - So much scythe swinging!
Table Toppers - Fiasco - Episode 3: Blazing Trails
Просмотров 118 лет назад
Table Toppers - Fiasco - Episode 3: Blazing Trails
Table Toppers - Fiasco - Episode 2: Hatching a Plan
Просмотров 108 лет назад
Table Toppers - Fiasco - Episode 2: Hatching a Plan
QB Let's Play - Pokemon TCG Online - Ramble 5 - Myths
Просмотров 38 лет назад
QB Let's Play - Pokemon TCG Online - Ramble 5 - Myths
QB Let's Play - Symphony - Distant Worlds - Prelude/1-3 Medley
Просмотров 48 лет назад
QB Let's Play - Symphony - Distant Worlds - Prelude/1-3 Medley
Let's Play - Dragon Age: Inquisition Ep. 5 - Oral Sex
Просмотров 1378 лет назад
Let's Play - Dragon Age: Inquisition Ep. 5 - Oral Sex
QB Let's Play - Shovel Knight - Episode 4 - Flashy flashy Specter Knight stage
Просмотров 38 лет назад
QB Let's Play - Shovel Knight - Episode 4 - Flashy flashy Specter Knight stage
Let's Play - Dragon Age: Inquisition Ep. 4 - Ass First
Просмотров 78 лет назад
Let's Play - Dragon Age: Inquisition Ep. 4 - Ass First
QB Let's Play - Pokemon TCG Online - Ramble 4 - Legends
Просмотров 18 лет назад
QB Let's Play - Pokemon TCG Online - Ramble 4 - Legends
Let's Play - Dragon Age: Inquisition Ep. 3 - Logic Fountain
Просмотров 108 лет назад
Let's Play - Dragon Age: Inquisition Ep. 3 - Logic Fountain
What. Why doesn't the single down arrow represent 8? Then you wouldn't have duplicate numbers when you're adding digits together. And it would allow you to count up to 15.
figuring out the code would require you to realize the fox jumping over the dog relates to the code and requires you to know the phrase "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog". Then it requires you to place the phrase right to left on the glyph. I played through fez and never figured out the alphabet or the button codes as it is everything is so cryptic.
my brains too dumb for that
There had to be at least some guy telling you this in English. Im not a native English speaker. This is a bit stupid!
Very helpful. This was twisting my melon as they say.
The only hint i needed was that it was in the clasroom
The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!
I begun to play this around 2015 or something. Now 2020 quarantine. I decided finish it and I found most intriguing puzzles were just nonsense traps. I've already concluded those glyphs were phonetically and rotating dependent and it just was needed a rossetta stone somewhere but there is not way one can make the relation between two actually living animals and a long ago forgotten ruins. Perhaps if the fox and dog were recorded on stone but as this is presented is imposible connect both things.
Just don't understand the logic between the simbology and the numbers.
crap i spent too long using acutal cryptography and never realized it went from right to left
Pedagogisk, saklig och koncis. Tack =)
For me, this is the reason I stopped playing the game. Ridiculous design with a ridiculous clue that almost nobody outside english speaking territory would get. A big "fuck you" to basically everyone who doesn't know about the goddam phrase. Great platform-puzzle game with terrible symbol shit on it that you MUST know in order to finish the game. And it's not just me. Basically every single person I know stopped playing at the exact point than me, for the same reason. I HATE games that basically forces you to check some wiki or forum to solve a situation. Zelda is a fucking masterpiece without that kind of shit.
“Bazz Knight dude thing” lol
Awww mann... I just found this channel and their most recent video is a year old ;-; I guess there’s still many old things to catch up on anyway. I’ll be watching those for now...
And five years later it comes out in iOS. Which is why I’m here!
this friken sucks keyboards suck everting sucks how do I know what to click with keyboard
LT RT WTF
How to not beat Demise?? EASY!!! YOU CANT!!! He's a damn GOD!! You can't even touch him let alone flick him
Cool video! If you all do actual plays, it'd be interesting if you ran a playset I made: docs.google.com/document/d/1azMhx-WDGXi3vrBkbW49g8Mh0Mz-9W1Whay7al7x_t8/edit
This gameplay is painfully bad
What?
I didim't think abou overllapping, just rotating the pieces, but go to the bell and my logic was not working, i think the major number in the system was a 9, like our system 0-9, but there's a 10, and i did the sums e the result was 9 to :( Fell ashamed to looking for a guide hand on this , fell so dumb now lol
I actually got the heart piece by accident!
same
Same
same
Same
I never would have deciphered this on my own.
Is there any way to do this via mouse/keyboard?
i think it's so unfair to all NOT english native speakers! :[
What about putting some quiet background music to it? :3
+Anastasia Romanovski Thank you for the suggestion! We will add that to the next Table Toppers series.
Loved the video man! I think it's great that you're doing something a but unique and playing some TCG as opposed to the standard main series game LP. Nice job and you definitely just earned yourself a like & sub! :D Also, I apologize for spamming your comments like this, but I’ve got a channel of my own that I’ve been working pretty hard on for a while now. My channel focuses mainly on Pokemon, but I also have a Shoutout series intended to help smaller RUclipsrs grow their channels. The winners usually gain TONS of new subs! If you could check me out when you find some free time, I’d really appreciate it! :D
so, I cant figure out what buttons to press cause playing on keyboard...
Perfect sense. I don't see logic like this in the numerals we use, pictorially they just seem to represent themselves.
You guys are holding this rediculous game so high when the game is so poorly developed. You don't understand the puzzles because there is nothing to understand but you are making up this nonsence about how smart the developers are simply because you don't understand the game. Never does the game explain or suggests that one has to decipher codes and alphabets and never does the game gives you a guide about any of the symbols. One needs to go online and watch videos only to understand that in order to solve a puzzle one needs to do something that the game never suggested and does not have any logic that ties up with the information provided by the npcs. The game could have been great if you get all the info you need from the game play-you invest in game play and are rewarded with information. Instead you go online only to be surprised by solutions that are simply out of whack.
Amurov1 great point and I love this game. It was made by an inde company, so I can only imagine how it would be with mainstream company backing
Yep! I got that same point. I really love this game except by the fact that you need information out of the game to solve its puzzles.
Sparklepants! He ain't heavy, he's my psychic waiter brother! Great stuff!!
thank you! You have great taste! :D
Silent boner? Are they supposed to be loud? Oh god. I gotta call my doctor.
Did you try yelling at it? It might just be asleep...
my friend asked me not to post a comment
+5 points for the spanking-the-tea-man bit. -10 points for "Chai as they might".
i think this game, to be completed 100% (for real) is just IMPOSSIBLE
mon parallèle urbain completibg it 100% isnt that hard, but 209.4% is HARD
doesent work
Keep up the content! I subbed!
"Oh look, that's where I kept my worm collection." Aaaaand... now I can't stop thinking of Boris from MIB 3. XD
Quick correction. While charged spells have the same effects as a critical spell, it is NOT considered a critical by the game, meaning you CAN get a crit with a charged spell.
Your guys' video keeps glitching out.
I love forgetting about channels, and then rediscovering their awesome content as they pop up in my sub box. XD
this puzzle is stupid
i feel dumb but i cant get that one in the sewer level
Break the hearth please ;D Use the artifacts
I never would have figured this out in a million years. same goes for the fez alphabet
Thanks for the video! I do hope you can responded on my question. I would be so thankful. I just started this game, its amazing and mindfucking, i like it. Right at the beginning it already starts, in the boiler room, i started wondering. What are those rare signs. So...I went on to the second world, then you get information by dot, that you can see all other worlds and the one that are gold glazed are discovered etc etc. So i thought, what is up with that boiler room, because there was a secret mark on it, in the world map. I need to figure it out on the internet. Because there was no explanation or whatsover? So i don't really get that part of the game. Why isn't there something of a hint, or explanation about those puzzels. Or am i just want to fast? I watched your video, but i can't seem to see the logic to be honest. How did you decipher which glyph was which letter. Is there anywhere in the game were you get some hints? Or is it just a total guess, which sign is which letter? And after hours and hours you discover it. Please let me know. I want to understand, how. Then i can puzzel myself :)
The explanation for the heart piece puzzle is wrong. The entire sequence of the two red lights is a code in binary, that when translated into hexadecimal and then ASCII reveals the sequence of button prompts for the code.
Sam Shade Standing on the telescope, code is RT LT LT RT RT LT
Not for the heart but the anti cube
And by the way i need it for the ps vita
Sam Shade what are the buttons to change perspective?
R and L
i added a final jump
I just mashed all the buttons like crazy and got the anticube.. Then I came and look to find how it was done, haha.